Dad sayings

 Filbert arms

HERIOOON

PAUGHHHH

Bearclaw

O ring

Tire swing from balls 

He on that shit

Quarter Pounder with CHAEEZ

Hey sandy--Huh Hannah

Butt plug

Ain't no

Shut up

NO!

I ain't say anything

MMMHMMMM

Intermitten

Baugarian Sandbag

She/He gone

I go bed

I seepy seep

She/he knows what side her bread is buttered.

Did you got _______ money. 

*bursts out in 'in the jungle, mighty jungle song every so often.*

"I'm gonna take a shorty!" (Shorty = little nap!) 

Be quiet!

pre‐FON-uonce

MOBA-AUTO

"I need to speak to an agent!"

"What have you" [i do dishes, cooking... or what have you!]

"A-LARAPHLAT... NO" (mouth full of Licorice)

(After a big shit) I can take John Holmes

*shrugs* Uh nuh

*puff mouth when he snores*

Mom Sayings:

My farts dont even smell/they're all air.

Action: *fuck u all the way up* (middle finger bouncing)

Co-op

You should trim my bangs

(When they get cut) I look like moe. 

Uh huh

*nose twitch*

(On phone) *cough* Hello? 

Channel 13

*Someone tells her to do something* huh? *she does opposite.*

Samuel: 

Tulip: shaky mcbigtwat

Big red: pee magee