Food Recipes in Devildom-
●Candy names--
•Inferno Ices - Fiery cinnamon candy bursting with spice and heat.
•Brimstone Bites - Sulfurous lemon drops that leave a smoldering aftertaste.
•Blood Oranges - Candied orange slices soaked in tart "blood" glaze.
•Wormwood Wafers - Anise and fennel flavored thin wafer cookies.
•Plague Drops - Tart blackcurrant pastilles that spread "infection" across the tongue.
•Pitch Pops - Gooey black licorice pops shaped like obsidian spikes.
•Soul Spheres - Marzipan truffles filled with fruit coulis "souls".
•Blight Brittle - Horseradish and red pepper roasted peanut brittle.
•Lucifer Lollies - Cherry flavor drops laced with chile for a "devilish" kick.
•Betrayer Bites - Dark chocolate squares filled with raspberry "blood" ganache.
•Firecracker Pops - popsicle stick lollipops shaped like firecrackers
•Bone Blossoms - marshmallow candies shaped like flowers but made with animal bones
•Scorcher Squares - hot cinnamon candy squares
•Pitchfork Pretzels - pretzel shape candies with a salty sour flavor
•Bat Blood Bites - small gummy candies shaped like bats
•Smoke Bomb Balls - chocolate candies with a burst of "smoke" when eaten
•Fang Flakes - fruity cereal shaped like little fangs
• Scream Sweets - sour candy balls that make you shriek when you taste them
•Wormy Crunch Bars- chocolate bars filled with gummy worm candy
•Inferno Puffs - puffed cereal balls with a spicy hot and smoky flavor
•Damned Delights - Coconut macaroons sandwiched with mango "flames" filling.
•Bind Berry Bon Bons - Chocolate truffles filled with tart raspberry coulis intended to "ensnare" victims.
•Malice Mints - Clove and cinnamon hard candies that "stoke the fires" of resentment in the recipients.
•Forsaken Fancies - Marzipan fruits filled with a blackberry "poison" intended to curse enemies who partake.
•Corrupted Caramels - Caramelcandies spiked with chili and black pepper meant to "infect" those who enjoy them with vice.
• Sin Sours- Sour gummy worms said to tempt recipients with "seven flavors of depravity and indulgence."
• Scorn Sweets - Confections made of "bitter chocolate and spite" to inspire resentment and ill-will in the recipient.
•Rage Raisins - Spicy cinnamon raisin clusters that provoke "wrath" in those who consume them.
•Betrayal Brittle - Pistachio brittle that shatters into shards meant to symbolize the "fragments left by treachery."
•Crumbs of Calumny- Ginger cookies which spread "false rumors" that damage reputations of those who eat them.
•Shadow Snaps - Gingersnap cookies as black as "the space between souls" meant to haunt recipients.
•Doubt Drops - Lemon sherbet drops that instill doubts and insecurity in those who consume them.
•Ember Eclairs - Cinnamon cream puff pastries filled with molten "flames of wrath" meant to inflame recipients.
•Obsidian Orbs - Black spheres of chocolate ganache decorated with blood orange "souls" of the damned within.
• Thorny Toffee - Toffee brittle sprinkled with crushed chiles meant to provoke "jealous barbs" in recipients.
•Iniquity Icicles - Lollipops shaped like sharp icicles filled with sour apple "sins" meant to cut and corrupt.
• Destruction Delights - Exploding candy meant to symbolize recipients' "impending downfall."
•Vexed Violet Creams - Lavender creams meant to aggravate and "vex" those who partake.
• Scorned Caramels - Caramels flavored with chili and cinnamon intended to remind recipients of "painful memories."
• Ruin Raisins - Currants soaked in chili-infused "bitterness of defeat" meant to bring recipients low.
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●recipes:
•Flames of Sin Soup - A spicy chili made with seven types of chiles to represent the "seven deadly sins burning within even the most innocent of souls."
Here is a recipe for Flames of Sin Soup:
Ingredients:
•2 Tbsp olive oil
•1 yellow onion, diced
•3 carrots, chopped
•3 celery stalks, chopped
•1 serrano chili, seeded and minced
•1 habanero chili, seeded and minced
•2 jalapeño chilis, seeded and minced
•2 Anaheim chilis, seeded and minced
•2 poblano chilis, seeded and minced
•1 chipotle chili, seeded and minced
•4 cloves garlic, minced
•2 tsp ground cumin
•1 tsp dried oregano
•1 tsp salt
•28 oz crushed tomatoes
•4 cups chicken or vegetable broth
•1/2 cup chopped fresh cilantro
•Sour cream, tortilla chips, and lime wedges for serving
Directions:
Heat the olive oil in a large pot over medium heat. Add the onion, carrots, and celery and cook until softened, about 5 minutes.
Add all seven minced chilis and the garlic and cook for 1 minute.
Stir in the cumin, oregano, and salt and cook 30 seconds.
Pour in the crushed tomatoes and broth and bring to a simmer.
Reduce the heat to medium-low and simmer for 10 minutes.
Remove from the heat and stir in the chopped cilantro.
Ladle the soup into bowls and serve with sour cream, tortilla chips, and lime wedges. Enjoy the flames of sin!
•The Pit's Breadsticks - Garlic breadsticks baked using an "unholy" amount of garlic to symbolize "corruption slowly spreading itsinvisible aroma."
Here is a recipe for The Pit's Breadsticks:
Ingredients:
•1 pound bread dough, store bought or homemade
•2 tablespoons olive oil
•3 tablespoons butter, melted
•3 cloves garlic, minced
•3 tablespoons minced fresh parsley
•1 teaspoon dried oregano
•1 teaspoon dried basil
•1/2 teaspoon salt
•1/4 teaspoon black pepper
•1/4 cup grated Parmesan cheese
•1 egg, beaten
Directions:
Preheat the oven to 400°F and grease a baking sheet.
Roll or stretch the bread dough into a large rectangle about 1/4 inch thick.
In a small bowl, combine the olive oil, melted butter, minced garlic, parsley, oregano, basil, salt, and pepper. Mix well.
Brush the garlic butter mixture all over the dough. Sprinkle with the Parmesan cheese.
Cut the dough lengthwise into 1-inch wide strips. Twist each strip 2 to 3 times and lay on the baking sheet.
Brush the breadsticks with the beaten egg and sprinkle with more cheese if desired.
Bake for 15 to 20 minutes, or until lightly browned.
Remove from the oven and brush with any remaining garlic butter. Serve warm.
The Pit's Breadsticks are ready to slowly but surely corrupt your soul with their aromatic garlic goodness. Enjoy!
•Brimstone Brisket - Slow-cooked beef brisket seasoned with molasses,brown sugar and "brimstone salt" to invoke the "smoldering Louisiana of the underworld."
Here is a recipe for Brimstone Brisket:
Ingredients:
•1 (4-5 pound) beef brisket, flat cut preferred
•2 tablespoons brimstone salt (use smoked sea salt)
•2 teaspoons black pepper
•3 tablespoons smoked paprika
•2 teaspoons dried thyme
•2 teaspoons garlic powder
•1/4 cup molasses
•1/4 cup packed brown sugar
•1 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce
•1 teaspoon liquid smoke
•1 onion, sliced
•3 celery stalks, roughly chopped
•2 bay leaves
•2 cups beef broth
Directions:
Preheat the oven to 300°F.
Season all sides of the brisket generously with the brimstone salt, pepper, smoked paprika, thyme, and garlic powder.
In a small bowl, whisk together the molasses, brown sugar, Worcestershire sauce, and liquid smoke.
Place the brisket fat side up in a roasting pan or Dutch oven. Pour the molasses mixture over the top and rub it all over the brisket.
Scatter the onion, celery, and bay leaves around the brisket. Pour the beef broth into the pan.
Cover the pan tightly with foil and place in the oven. Cook for 3 to 4 hours, until the brisket is tender and can be pierced easily with a fork.
Remove the brisket from the pan and tent with foil to rest for 20 minutes before slicing.
Strain the pan juices and reserve for gravy or au jus.
Thinly slice the brisket against the grain and serve with the pan juices.
•Damned Deviled Eggs - Spicy deviled eggs filled with paprika, chili flakes and Tabasco intended to "ensnare souls in delicious sin."
Here is a recipe for Damned Deviled Eggs:
Ingredients:
•6 large eggs
•1/4 cup mayonnaise
•2 teaspoons Dijon mustard
•1 1/2 teaspoons spicy brown mustard
•1/2 teaspoon paprika, plus more for garnish
•1/4 teaspoon cayenne pepper or chili flakes
•2 teaspoons white vinegar
•2 dashes Tabasco sauce
•Salt and ground black pepper to taste
•Paprika and chili flakes for garnish
Directions:
Place the eggs in a saucepan and cover with cold water. Bring to a boil over high heat.
Remove from the heat, cover the pan and let stand for 12 minutes.
Drain and rinse the eggs with cold water until easy to handle. Peel the eggs.
Cut the eggs in half lengthwise and scoop the yolks into a bowl, reserving the egg white halves.
Add the mayonnaise, mustards, paprika, cayenne pepper, vinegar, Tabasco and salt and pepper to the yolks and mash with a fork until smooth.
Fill the egg white halves with the yolk mixture, heaping it up slightly.
Sprinkle with additional paprika and chili flakes.
Chill in the refrigerator until ready to serve. The damned deviled eggs are ready to tempt your soul with their spicy, sinful filling.
•Curse of the Forgotten Casserole - A one-pot cheesy baked pasta dish forgotten in the oven until blackened, symbolizing a "soul left too long in the flames of damnation."
Here is a recipe for Curse of the Forgotten Casserole:
Ingredients:
•16 ounces gluten-free or regular penne pasta
•1 1/2 pounds ground beef
•1 onion, diced
•3 cloves garlic, minced
•1 (28 ounce) can crushed tomatoes
•1 (6 ounce) can tomato paste
•1 teaspoon dried oregano
•1 teaspoon dried basil
•1 teaspoon salt
•1/2 teaspoon ground black pepper
•Pinch red pepper flakes
•1/2 cup white wine or chicken broth
•1/2 cup grated Parmesan cheese
•12 ounces shredded mozzarella cheese
Directions:
Preheat the oven to 350°F and grease a 9x13 inch baking dish.
Cook the pasta according to the package directions, about 10-12 minutes. Drain and set aside.
In a skillet over medium-high heat, cook the ground beef, onion and garlic until the beef is browned, about 6-8 minutes.
Drain off any excess fat. Stir in the crushed tomatoes, tomato paste, oregano, basil, salt, pepper and red pepper flakes.
Pour in the wine or broth and simmer for 5 minutes.
Remove from the heat and stir in the Parmesan cheese and mozzarella cheese.
Combine the pasta and sauce in the prepared baking dish and toss to coat.
Bake, uncovered, for 30 minutes, or until the cheese is melted and lightly browned.
Remove from the oven and let rest for 5-10 minutes before serving. The cursed casserole has been forgotten in the fiery oven, symbolizing a soul left too long in damnation. Enjoy!
•Wrath Wings - Extra spicy buffalo chicken wings meant to "provoke fiery anger and indignation" in those who consume them.
Here is a recipe for Wrath Wings:
Ingredients:
•3 pounds chicken wings, tips removed and split at the joint
•2 teaspoons kosher salt
•1 teaspoon black pepper
•1/2 cup hot sauce (such as Frank's RedHot)
•1/2 cup melted butter
•2 tablespoons Worcestershire sauce
•2 tablespoons vinegar
•1 teaspoon garlic powder
•1 teaspoon cayenne pepper
•1 teaspoon chili powder
•Optional: Green onions, celery sticks and blue cheese dressing for serving
Directions:
Preheat the oven to 400°F and line a baking sheet with foil and set a wire rack inside.
Season the chicken wings well with salt and pepper on all sides and place on the prepared baking sheet.
Bake the wings for 30 minutes, flip them over and continue to bake for another 20 to 30 minutes, until browned and cooked through.
Meanwhile, in a medium bowl combine the hot sauce, melted butter, Worcestershire sauce, vinegar, garlic powder, cayenne pepper, chili powder and mix well.
Remove the wings from the oven and arrange them on the wire rack.
Brush the wings generously with the sauce, coating both sides.
Return the wings to the oven and bake for 10 more minutes, flipping and brushing with more sauce halfway through.
Remove the wings from the oven and let rest for 5 minutes before serving with the remaining sauce on the side for dipping. Garnish with green onions and serve with celery sticks and blue cheese dressing, if desired.
These wrath-inducing extra spicy buffalo wings are sure to provoke fiery anger and indignation in those who dare consume them!
•Twisted Tater Tots - Tater tots dusted with "devil's seasoning" of chili, garlic and celery salt meant to "corrupt innocence" in those who eat them.
Here is a recipe for Twisted Tater Tots:
Ingredients:
•2 (32 ounce) packages frozen tater tots
•2 teaspoons chili powder
•1 1/2 teaspoons garlic powder
•1 1/2 teaspoons celery salt
•1/2 teaspoon cayenne pepper
•1/2 teaspoon black pepper
•1/4 teaspoon paprika
•Optional garnishes: chopped chives, sour cream, and bacon bits
Directions:
Preheat the oven to 425°F and line a baking sheet with parchment paper.
Combine the chili powder, garlic powder, celery salt, cayenne pepper, black pepper, and paprika in a small bowl. This is the "devil's seasoning".
Place the frozen tater tots on the prepared baking sheet and sprinkle with the seasoning mixture, tossing to coat evenly.
Bake for 25 to 30 minutes, turning halfway through, until the tater tots are golden brown and crisp.
Remove from the oven and let cool for 5 minutes before serving.
Top with any desired garnishes like chopped chives, sour cream, or bacon bits.
The tater tots have been dusted with a devilish seasoning blend meant to corrupt innocence in those who dare eat them. Enjoy (or don't) the twisted tater tots!
•Vile Vegetable Medley - Sauteed "unholy" vegetables including asparagus, Brussels sprouts and beets meant to "provoke feelings of disgust yet craving for more."
Here is a recipe for Vile Vegetable Medley:
Ingredients:
•2 tablespoons olive oil
•1 onion, diced
•4 Brussels sprouts, trimmed and halved
•6 asparagus spears, trimmed and cut into 1-inch pieces
•2 carrots, cut into 1/2-inch slices on the diagonal
•2 beets, peeled and cut into 1/2-inch cubes
•2 cloves garlic, minced
•2 teaspoons chopped fresh thyme
•1/2 teaspoon salt
•1/4 teaspoon black pepper
•2 tablespoons balsamic vinegar
Directions:
Heat the olive oil in a skillet over medium heat.
Add the onion and sauté for 2 to 3 minutes, until translucent.
Add the Brussels sprouts, asparagus, carrots, and beets and sauté for 3 to 4 minutes, stirring frequently.
Stir in the garlic and thyme and sauté for 30 seconds.
Season with salt and pepper.
Pour in the balsamic vinegar and sauté until the liquid has reduced and slightly glazes the vegetables, about 1 minute.
Remove from the heat and serve immediately.
The vile vegetable medley of "unholy" Brussels sprouts, asparagus and beets has been sauteed to perfection to provoke feelings of disgust yet craving for more in those brave enough to try it. Enjoy (or don't)!
•The Damned's Onion Rings - Extra-thick onion rings made using double-fried "evil" amounts of oil meant to "tempt souls down the path to excess."
Here is a recipe for The Damned's Onion Rings:
Ingredients:
•3 large yellow onions
•1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
•1 tablespoon salt
•1 teaspoon black pepper
•1 teaspoon paprika
•1/2 teaspoon garlic powder
•1/4 teaspoon cayenne pepper
•2 eggs
•1 1/2 cups bread crumbs
•Oil for frying
Directions:
Cut the onions into 1/2-inch thick slices and separate into rings.
Combine the flour, salt, pepper, paprika, garlic powder and cayenne in a shallow dish. Whisk the eggs in a separate shallow dish. Place the breadcrumbs in a third shallow dish.
Dredge the onion rings in the flour mixture, shaking off any excess, then dip into the egg and allow the excess to drip off. Finally, coat the onion rings in the breadcrumbs, pressing to help them adhere.
In a deep fryer or Dutch oven, heat 2 to 3 inches of oil to 350 degrees F.
Fry the onion rings in batches until golden brown, about 3 minutes. Drain on paper towels.
Let the oil reheat to 350 degrees F then fry the onion rings a second time until crispy, 2 to 3 minutes. Drain on paper towels and season with salt.
Serve the onion rings immediately. The excess fried using evil amounts of oil will tempt souls down the path to excess in those who dare indulge in The Damned's onion rings!
• Corrupt Cucumber Cups - Cucumber cups filled with tuna salad and lemon juice for demons "determined to spread corruption while maintaining discipline over their own vessels."
Here is a recipe for Corrupt Cucumber Cups:
Ingredients:
For the cucumber cups:
•2 large cucumbers
•1 teaspoon salt
For the tuna salad filling:
•2 (5 ounce) cans tuna, drained
•1/4 cup mayonnaise
•1 tablespoon Dijon mustard
•1 tablespoon lemon juice
•1/2 teaspoon garlic powder
•1/4 teaspoon black pepper
•1 celery stalk, finely diced
•2 tablespoons finely diced onion
•2 tablespoons minced fresh parsley
Directions:
Slice off the ends of the cucumbers and discard. Cut the cucumbers lengthwise into quarters. Scoop out the seeds using a teaspoon.
Sprinkle the inside of the cucumber cups with the salt and set aside for 10 minutes to drain any excess liquid. Pat the cucumbers dry with paper towels.
In a bowl, combine the tuna, mayonnaise, mustard, lemon juice, garlic powder, pepper, celery, onion and parsley. Mix until well combined.
Fill the cucumber cups with the tuna salad mixture.
Refrigerate until ready to serve. Garnish with additional minced parsley or sliced olives, if desired.
These cucumber cups filled with tuna salad and lemon juice are meant to symbolize demons determined to spread corruption while maintaining discipline over their own vessels. Enjoy the corrupt cucumber cups!
•Vexed Vegetable Platter - An array of raw and blanched vegetables with a spicy hummus dip for demons " eager to stoke the fires of resentment yet determined not to be consumed by excess."
Here is a recipe for a Vexed Vegetable Platter:
For the vegetables:
•3 carrots, sliced
•2 celery stalks, cut into sticks
•1 cucumber, sliced
•8 radishes, halved
•6 broccoli florets
•10 cauliflower florets
•10 Brussels sprouts, halved
For the hummus dip:
•2 (15 ounce) cans chickpeas, drained and rinsed
•1/4 cup tahini
•3 tablespoons lemon juice
•2 cloves garlic, minced
•1 teaspoon ground cumin
•1/2 teaspoon salt
•Pinch cayenne pepper
•2-4 tablespoons water
Directions:
Prepare the vegetables: slice the carrots, cut the celery into sticks, slice the cucumber, halve the radishes, break the broccoli into florets and halve the Brussels sprouts. Blanch the cauliflower florets in boiling water for 1 to 2 minutes until just tender; drain well and cool in ice water.
To make the hummus, combine the chickpeas, tahini, lemon juice, garlic, cumin, salt and cayenne pepper in a food processor or blender. Pulse until combined.
Add water, 1 tablespoon at a time, while blending until the desired consistency is reached.
Spread the hummus dip in a shallow bowl. Arrange the prepared vegetables decoratively around the hummus dip on a large platter.
This array of raw and blanched vegetables and spicy hummus dip is meant for demons eager to stoke the fires of resentment yet determined not to be consumed by excess themselves. Enjoy the vexed vegetable platter!
• Ruin Rice Cakes - Brown rice cakes topped with grilled chicken and salsa for weight-conscious "demons determined to upend the order of things yet remain masters of their physical forms."
Here is a recipe for Ruin Rice Cakes:
Ingredients:
For the rice cakes:
•8 brown rice cakes
For the chicken:
•1 pound chicken breast, cut into strips
•1 1/2 teaspoons chili powder
•1 teaspoon ground cumin
•1/2 teaspoon salt
•1/4 teaspoon black pepper
For the salsa:
•1 cup cherry tomatoes, chopped
•1/2 cup chopped onion
•1/4 cup chopped fresh cilantro
•2 tablespoons lime juice
•1 clove garlic, minced
•1/4 teaspoon salt
Directions:
In a bowl, toss the chicken strips with the chili powder, cumin, salt and pepper.
Heat a skillet over medium-high heat and cook the chicken until no longer pink, about 5 minutes. Remove from the heat and set aside.
In a bowl, combine the tomatoes, onion, cilantro, lime juice, garlic and salt. Set aside.
To assemble, arrange the rice cakes on a plate. Top each cake with some of the grilled chicken and salsa.
These brown rice cakes topped with grilled chicken and salsa are meant for weight-conscious demons determined to upend the order of things yet remain masters of their physical forms. Enjoy the ruin rice cakes!
•Ghastly Gluten-Free Granola - A gluten-free granola blend high in protein and fiber for demons "intent on spreading spiritual poison yet disciplined enough to maintain self-control in all things."
Here is a recipe for Ghastly Gluten-Free Granola:
Ingredients:
•3 cups gluten-free oats
•1/2 cup sliced almonds
•1/2 cup chopped walnuts
•1/4 cup pumpkin seeds
•1/4 cup hemp seeds
•2 tablespoons chia seeds
•1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon
•1/4 teaspoon salt
•3 tablespoons coconut oil, melted
•2 tablespoons honey
•1 teaspoon vanilla extract
•Optiona l: dried cranberries, cherries, or raisins
Directions:
Preheat the oven to 300°F. Line a rimmed baking sheet with parchment paper and set aside.
In a large bowl, combine the oats, almonds, walnuts, pumpkin seeds, hemp seeds, chia seeds, cinnamon and salt. Toss well to combine.
In a small bowl, whisk together the coconut oil, honey and vanilla until combined. Pour over the oat mixture and stir to thoroughly coat.
Spread the granola mixture onto the prepared baking sheet. Bake for 35 to 40 minutes, stirring occasionally, until the granola is golden brown.
Allow the granola to cool completely on the baking sheet. Once cooled, transfer to an airtight container.
Store at room temperature for up to 2 weeks. This granola is high in protein and fiber, making it ideal for demons intent on spreading spiritual poison yet disciplined enough to maintain self-control in all things. Enjoy the ghastly gluten-free granola!
• Scorned Stir Fry - A simple chicken and vegetable stir fry cooked in broth instead of oil, ideal for demons "determined to spread malice while avoiding dominance by desires of the flesh."
Here is a recipe for Scorned Stir Fry:
Ingredients:
•1 pound chicken breasts, sliced
•2 teaspoons cornstarch
•1/2 teaspoon salt
•1/4 teaspoon black pepper
•2 cups low-sodium chicken broth
•3 cups sliced vegetables (bell peppers, celery, carrots, broccoli, etc.)
•2 tablespoons soy sauce
•2 teaspoons minced garlic
•2 teaspoons grated ginger
Directions:
Place the chicken slices in a bowl and sprinkle with the cornstarch, salt and pepper. Toss to coat the chicken evenly.
Heat a skillet or wok over medium-high heat. Pour 1/2 cup of the chicken broth into the hot skillet.
Once the skillet is hot, add the chicken slices in a single layer (work in batches if needed). Cook and stir until the chicken is no longer pink, about 5 minutes. Remove the chicken to a plate.
Add the remaining 1 1/2 cups chicken broth to the skillet along with the vegetables. Cook, stirring frequently, until the vegetables begin to soften, about 4 minutes.
Push the vegetables to the sides of the skillet. Add the garlic and ginger to the center and cook, stirring constantly, for 30 seconds.
Stir the vegetable mixture to combine. Return the chicken to the skillet and stir to coat with the sauce.
Stir in the soy sauce and cook until the sauce thickens slightly, about 1 minute more. Serve immediately.
This simple stir fry cooked in broth instead of oil is ideal for weight-conscious demons determined to spread malice while avoiding dominance by desires of the flesh. Enjoy the scorned stir fry!
•Demonic Detox Salad - A large mixed greens salad dressed with lemon juice and mustard for demons " intent on corruption yet conscious of maintaining willpower over physical temptation."
Here is a recipe for Demonic Detox Salad:
Ingredients:
•6 cups mixed greens
•2 large carrots, shredded
•1 cucumber, sliced
•1 green bell pepper, diced
•1/2 cup radishes, sliced
•1/2 cup cherry tomatoes, halved
•1/2 cup shredded red cabbage
•1/4 cup chopped walnuts
For the dressing:
•3 tablespoons lemon juice
•2 tablespoons Dijon mustard
•2 tablespoons olive oil
•1 teaspoon maple syrup
•1/2 teaspoon salt
•1/4 teaspoon black pepper
Directions:
In a large bowl, combine the mixed greens, carrots, cucumber, bell pepper, radishes, cherry tomatoes, cabbage and walnuts. Toss well to combine.
To make the dressing, whisk together the lemon juice, mustard, olive oil, maple syrup, salt and pepper in a small bowl.
Pour the dressing over the salad and gently toss until evenly coated.
Arrange the salad on serving plates and sprinkle with any desired garnishes like additional chopped nuts or radishes.
This large mixed greens salad dressed with a simple lemon-mustard vinaigrette is ideal for demons intent on corruption yet conscious of maintaining willpower over physical temptation. Enjoy the detox salad while spreading your essence of sin.
•Infernal Infusions - Herbal tea blends aimed at "cleansing impurities while stoking the fires of passion within" for health-conscious demons.
Here are recipes for two Infernal Infusion herbal tea blends:
Purge Potion Tea Blend:
•2 parts peppermint leaves
•2 parts dandelion leaves
•2 parts fennel seeds
•1 part cinnamon sticks
•1 part ginger root, sliced
Directions: Combine the dried herbs and store in an airtight container. Steep 2-3 teaspoons of the blend in 8 ounces of boiling water for 5-10 minutes. Strain and enjoy.
The peppermint, dandelion, fennel and ginger in this blend aim to cleanse impurities while the cinnamon provides a warming passion.
Flame of Greed Tea Blend:
•2 parts hibiscus flowers
•2 parts rose hips
•1 part lemon balm leaves
•1 part lemongrass
•1 part cardamom pods, crushed
Directions: Combine the dried herbs and store in an airtight container. Steep 2-3 teaspoons of the blend in 8 ounces of boiling water for 5-10 minutes. Strain and enjoy.
The hibiscus, rose hips and lemongrass aim to cleanse while the lemon balm, cardamom and lemongrass provide a passionate spiciness to stoke the inner fires.
These herbal tea blends are meant to cleanse health-conscious demons while stoking the fires of passion within. Enjoy the infernal infusions! The Purge Potion blend may help purify your dark essence, while the Flame of Greed blend could fan the flames of your wicked desires. Drink up!
•Inferno Soup - A spicy chicken soup made with chiles, garlic and lemon juice for flavor without the excess fat. The heat "awakens demons' passions without weighing them down."
Here is a recipe for Inferno Soup:
Ingredients:
•2 tablespoons olive oil
•1 onion, diced
•1 carrot, diced
•2 celery stalks, diced
•3 cloves garlic, minced
•1 jalapeño chili, minced
•1 1/2 teaspoons chili powder
•1 teaspoon ground cumin
•4 cups low-sodium chicken broth
•2 cups shredded cooked chicken
•1 (14.5 ounce) can diced tomatoes
•2 teaspoons lemon juice
•1 teaspoon salt
•1/2 teaspoon black pepper
•Chopped fresh parsley for garnish
Directions:
In a Dutch oven or large pot, heat the olive oil over medium heat. Add the onion, carrot and celery and sauté until the onion is translucent, about 5 minutes.
Add the garlic and jalapeño and sauté for 1 minute. Stir in the chili powder and cumin and sauté for 30 seconds.
Pour in the chicken broth and bring to a simmer. Add the shredded chicken, diced tomatoes, lemon juice, salt and pepper.
Simmer the soup for 10 minutes. Remove from the heat and stir in the parsley.
The heat from the chili and spices in this soup aim to awaken demons' passions without weighing them down with excess fat. Enjoy the inferno soup!
•Brimstone Berry Smoothie - A smoothie made with frozen berries, yogurt and whey protein for demons "seeking to stoke the internal fires of ambition through fitness."
Here is a recipe for a Brimstone Berry Smoothie:
Ingredients:
•1 1/2 cups frozen mixed berries
•1 cup plain Greek yogurt
•1/2 cup peeled and chopped cucumber
•1/2 cup orange juice
•2 tablespoons whey protein powder
•1 teaspoon lemon juice
•Pinch of salt
Optional additions:
•1/2 - 1 cup spinach
•1/2 banana
•1 tablespoon chia or hemp seeds
Directions:
Combine all of the ingredients in a high-powered blender or food processor.
Add any optional ingredients you desire like spinach, banana or seeds.
Blend on high until the smoothie is uniform in color and texture, about 1 minute.
Pour into a glass and serve immediately.
The combination of protein from the yogurt and whey powder along with antioxidants from the berries aims to stoke the internal fires of ambition for health-conscious demons seeking fitness gains. Enjoy the brimstone berry smoothie!
•Plague Pita Pizza - A personal thin crust pita pizza made with nutritional yeast, olive oil and veggies for demons "craving corruption yet conscious of the vessel that delivers it."
Here is a recipe for Plague Pita Pizza:
Ingredients:
•2 (8 inch) whole wheat pita breads
•2 tablespoons olive oil, divided
•2 cloves garlic, minced
•1/2 cup marinara sauce
•1/4 cup nutritional yeast
•1/2 cup chopped mushrooms
•1/2 cup chopped spinach
•1/2 cup chopped bell pepper
•1/4 cup chopped black olives
•1/4 cup diced onion
•1/2 cup shredded part-skim mozzarella cheese
Directions:
Preheat the oven to 425°F and line a baking sheet with parchment paper.
Brush one side of each pita bread with 1 tablespoon of the olive oil. Place the pitas oil side down on the prepared baking sheet.
In a skillet, heat the remaining 1 tablespoon olive oil over medium heat. Add the minced garlic and sauté for 30 seconds. Stir in the marinara sauce and nutritional yeast.
Remove from the heat and stir in the mushrooms, spinach, bell pepper, olives and onion.
Evenly divide the vegetable mixture between the pitas, leaving a 1/2 inch border. Sprinkle each with the mozzarella cheese.
Bake the pizzas for 8 to 10 minutes, until the cheese is melted and the edges of the pitas are crisp.
Let cool slightly before slicing into wedges. Enjoy the personal thin crust veggie pizzas made with wholesome ingredients for health-conscious demons.
•Wormwood Wraps - Low-carb protein wraps filled with grilled chicken and veggies for demons "drawn to temptation yet determined not to succumb to gluttony."
Here is a recipe for Wormwood Wraps:
Ingredients:
For the filling:
•1 pound chicken breasts, sliced
•1 teaspoon chili powder
•1/2 teaspoon salt
•1/4 teaspoon black pepper
•2 tablespoons olive oil
•1 cup diced bell pepper
•1 cup diced onion
•1 cup chopped spinach
•1/4 cup chopped cilantro
•2 tablespoons lime juice
For the wraps:
•4 low-carb, high protein wraps (such as carb balance flour tortillas)
Directions:
In a bowl, toss the chicken slices with the chili powder, salt and pepper.
Heat 1 tablespoon of the olive oil in a skillet over medium-high heat. Add the chicken and cook until no longer pink, about 5 minutes. Remove to a plate and cover to keep warm.
Heat the remaining 1 tablespoon olive oil in the skillet. Add the bell pepper, onion and spinach and sauté until the vegetables are tender, about 5 minutes.
Remove from the heat and stir in the cilantro and lime juice.
To assemble, lay a wrap on a flat surface. Dividing evenly, top with some of the chicken and vegetable filling. Roll up the wrap tightly and secure with a toothpick.
These low-carb protein wraps filled with a simple grilled chicken and vegetable filling are meant for demons drawn to temptation yet determined not to succumb to gluttony. Enjoy the wormwood wraps!
•Damned Detox Tea - An herbal 'diabolic' detox tea blend made with dandelion root, burdock and ginger for "refreshing demonic systems weighed down by excess."
Here is a recipe for Damned Detox Tea:
Ingredients:
•2 teaspoons dried dandelion root
•2 teaspoons dried burdock root
•1 teaspoon dried ginger root
•1/2 teaspoon dried fennel seed
•1/2 teaspoon dried lemon balm or lemon verbena
•1/4 teaspoon ground cinnamon (optional)
Directions:
Combine the dandelion root, burdock root, ginger root, fennel seed and lemon balm in a small bowl or jar and mix well. Store in an airtight container.
To make a cup of tea, add 1-2 teaspoons of the herbal blend to 8 ounces of freshly boiled water. Steep for 7 to 10 minutes, then strain.
Drink 1 to 3 cups of the tea per day. The dandelion and burdock aim to cleanse while the ginger and cinnamon provide a warming effect. The fennel and lemon balm also have mild digestive benefits.
This 'diabolic' herbal detox tea blend is meant to refresh demonic systems weighed down by excess, helping demons shed unwanted baggage to soar higher. Enjoy the damned detox tea!
The dandelion will purge your toxic essence while the ginger and cinnamon stoke your internal fires. Drink up and be refreshed, demon!
• Soul Salads - Large mixed greens salads with lean protein and vinaigrette for demons 'determined to claim souls without forfeiting their own to flab."
Here are recipes for two Soul Salads:
Charbroiled Chicken Salad:
•6 cups baby spinach
•1 cup sliced mushrooms
•1 cup halved cherry tomatoes
•1 cup shredded carrots
•1 grilled chicken breast, sliced
Dressing:
•2 tablespoons red wine vinegar
•1 teaspoon Dijon mustard
•1/4 teaspoon salt
•1/8 teaspoon ground black pepper
•2 tablespoons olive oil
Spicy Shrimp Salad:
•6 cups romaine lettuce, chopped
•1 cup chopped red bell pepper
•1 cup corn kernels
•1 cup cucumber slices
•1/2 pound grilled shrimp
Dressing:
•2 tablespoons lime juice
•1/2 teaspoon chili powder
•1/4 teaspoon ground cumin
•Pinch cayenne pepper
•2 tablespoons olive oil
•1/8 teaspoon salt
To assemble either salad, toss the greens and veggies in a bowl. Arrange the sliced chicken or shrimp on top.
Whisk the dressing ingredients in a separate bowl, then drizzle over the salad and toss to coat.
These large salads with lean protein and vinaigrette dressings are meant for demons determined to claim souls without forfeiting their own to flab. Enjoy the soul salads!
•Shadow Sandwich - A open-faced sandwich made with smoked salmon, Parmesan, olive oil mayo and thin-sliced rye for demons "craving dominance yet determined not to be dominated by desires of the flesh."
Here is a recipe for a Shadow Sandwich:
Ingredients:
•4 thin slices sourdough or rye bread
•4 tablespoons olive oil mayonnaise
•2 tablespoons minced red onion
•2 teaspoons lemon juice
•1/2 teaspoon dried dill
•1/4 teaspoon black pepper
•1/8 teaspoon salt
•4 ounces smoked salmon
•1/4 cup shredded Parmesan cheese
Directions:
Preheat the oven or toaster oven to 350°F. Place the bread slices on a baking sheet.
In a small bowl, combine the mayonnaise, onion, lemon juice, dill, pepper and salt until well blended.
Spread the mayonnaise mixture evenly over each bread slice. Divide the smoked salmon evenly among the bread slices, layering it on top of the mayo. Sprinkle each slice with 1 tablespoon of Parmesan cheese.
Bake the sandwiches for 5 to 7 minutes, until the cheese is melted.
Let cool slightly before serving. These open-faced sandwiches made with nutritious smoked salmon, cheese and olive oil mayo are meant for health-conscious demons craving dominance yet determined not resist fleshly temptations. Enjoy the shadow sandwich!
The smoked salmon provides lean protein while the olive oil mayo and Parmesan cheese add flavor without excess fat. A satisfying yet disciplined snack for ambitious demons.
CHILDREN DEMON FOODS--
•Inferno Pops - Caramel corn pops drenched in a "fiery" cinnamon sugar coating, perfect for fueling mischievous behavior.
Here is a recipe for Inferno Pops:
Ingredients:
For the popcorn:
•1/4 cup coconut oil
•1/2 cup popcorn kernels
•2 tablespoons melted caramel sauce
•1/4 teaspoon salt
For the coating:
•1/4 cup sugar
•2 teaspoons ground cinnamon
•1/4 teaspoon salt
Directions:
In a large pot over medium-high heat, melt the coconut oil. Add 3 popcorn kernels and cover the pot. Once the kernels have popped, remove the pot from the heat and add the remaining popcorn kernels. Replace the lid and return to the burner.
Once the popping slows to several seconds between pops, remove the pot from the heat. Transfer the popcorn to a large bowl and drizzle with the caramel sauce and 1/4 teaspoon salt, tossing to coat evenly.
In a shallow dish, combine the sugar, cinnamon and 1/4 teaspoon salt.
Working in batches, add handfuls of the caramel popcorn to the cinnamon sugar mixture and toss to coat evenly. Transfer to a baking sheet lined with wax paper.
Allow the "inferno pops" to cool completely before Enjoying the fiery caramel corn pops and channeling their mischievous energy into your wicked deeds. The "fiery" cinnamon sugar coating will surely fuel behavior.
•Brimstone Brownies - Fudgy brownies baked withmolasses and buckwheat flour for a "slightly sinister" flavor young demons love.
Here is a recipe for Brimstone Brownies:
Ingredients:
•1 1/4 cups buckwheat flour
•1/2 teaspoon baking powder
•1/2 teaspoon salt
•2 ounces unsweetened chocolate, chopped
•1/2 cup molasses
•1/2 cup coconut oil, melted
•2 eggs
•1 teaspoon vanilla extract
•1/2 cup walnuts or pecans, chopped (optional)
Directions:
Preheat the oven to 350°F. Line an 8x8 inch baking pan with parchment paper, leaving an overhang on two sides.
In a medium bowl, whisk together the buckwheat flour, baking powder and salt. Set aside.
In a large microwave-safe bowl, melt the chocolate and coconut oil together in 30 second intervals, stirring in between, until smooth.
Whisk the molasses into the chocolate mixture until combined. Whisk in the eggs and vanilla until smooth.
Stir the flour mixture into the chocolate mixture just until combined. Fold in the nuts if using.
Pour the batter into the prepared pan and use an offset spatula to spread into the corners.
Bake for 25 to 30 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted comes out with moist crumbs.
Let cool completely in the pan before lifting out using the parchment paper overhang. Cut into squares.
The slightly sinister flavor of these fudgy buckwhea


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